I\'m on hold!
The calls are booked
I\'m on hold!
Here, have a look,
It\'s been thirty seven minutes
And I haven\'t been helped yet!
The worst experience I\'ve had
Since I buried my last pet!
The mundane music is stuck in my head
Will I even remember what needs to be said?
I\'m on hold!
And my attention is dulled
I\'m on hold!
It\'s never-ending, I\'m told
What a sad fate I befell
Like watching the paint dry
Have I been sucked into hell?
I can\'t remember, I can\'t try
Dial tone!!
The spell is broken, such a relief
I can shave my beard and brush my teeth
But this sweet reprieve isn\'t true belief
Cause I gotta call them back next week
I\'m on hold!
The calls are booked
I\'m on hold!
Where are these lousy crooks?