Walking aimlessly up and down
aisles after aisles,
Looking at clothes
different colours and styles.
Do I look fat in this
or does it make me look slim,
I\'ve no bloody idea my love
I just want a big fat gin.
It\'s a hot bloody day
and I\'m feeling a bit faint,
If I see another dress
I\'m going home to bloody paint.
I thought I was getting
out of a bit of DIY,
But this isn\'t fun no more,
and I now know just why..