LIMERICKS 2and3
There was an old man from Brigg
who wore, on his head, a fried egg.
When asked for the reason
he replied ‘They’re in season
and raw ones run all down my leg’.
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There was an old man from Bahrain
who went for a walk in the rain.
He said ‘I’m quite wet
and I’ll get wetter yet’.
and to prove it he jumped down the drain.