MY FAVORITE D R I N K

White as snow ~ smooth as silk
Cool as a solo by *Aka Bilk
No other drink compares with MILK
So if on the top of life you'd stay ~ please
DRINKA ~ PINTA ~ MILKA ~ DAY
Our very first drink from our Mummy's breast
Milk's essential ~ Milk is best
Life's elixir ~ above the rest
So to keep you going on life's way ~ just
DRINKA ~ PINTA ~ MILKA ~ DAY
Packed with Calcium ~ Protein too
Milk is really good for you
From contented cows who sing MOO MOO
So to help us all rest and work and play ~ we'll
DRINKA ~ PINTA ~ MILKA ~ DAY
It's the favorite drink of my pussy cat
Other drinks make you drunk and fat
The World's fave drink ~ so that is that
So throw your lager cans away ~ and
DRINKA ~ PINTA ~ MILKA ~ DAY
(AKA BILK is a famous UK jazz saxophonist)

what did they do
before you
how did they get
out of bed
I need coffee
in the morning
if I want to
clear my head
In the afternoon
it completes my lunch
I can drink it
anytime
I love coffee
a whole bunch

NO tea NO tomata juice and
You dont see no potata juice
The planters down in SANTOS
All say NO NO NO ~ They drink ...
Coffee with their Coffee in Brazil !
Thanks Willy for your great tribute
To the immortal BEAN and for Brian
encouraging Men ~ Women & Children to
DRINKA ~ PINTA ~ MILKA ~ DAY !
BUT ~ you cant make coffee without WATER !
Water is the ultimate drink on which all
Other drinks are based with or without ICE !
H2O a simple molecule ~ no calories ~ but
Without water ~ NO LIFE on Panet Earth
Blood is mainly Water ~ as is plant sap.
We should drink 3 pints of liquid each day
To keep us fluid and aid our metabolism.
Conserve water ~ never pollute water ~ protect
All your waterways ~ Its more precious than GOLD
The SUNS ENERGY purifies and circulates water
Through the Water Cycle ~ free ~ awesome and
Available from streams lakes rivers and the TAP.
Always respect water and never grumble about SNOW

Drink
Drank
Drunk
Wine
Wine spodee odee..... (Wine whiskey and beer)
Whiskey.... Devil whiskey.
Rye.... The ryer the better.
Coffee,....I love the smell of coffee in the morning.. Smells like..... Comfort.... In a mug.
Dr. Pepper the only Doctor I trust.
I could drink and drink and drink and drink,
My thirst is unquenchable.

HE should have been an Admiral
The President ~ the King
He did his very best for us
Now hear the people sing !
He filled our pubs with drinkers
He filled our hearts with cheer
So hats off for Worthington
The Man who invented BEER
What did Mister Worthington do
To produce the amber brew ?
Mixed some Sugar with water and yeast
Let it ferment for a week at least
He added some hops ~ best of the crops
Then filtered it off in a wooden troff.
The result was beauteous to beholden
Bitter sweet and sunset golden.
Raise you glass and give three cheers
For the Man who invented Beers !

Clink
Clink
Go the glasses
As another toast is made
To friends
To life
To good times
Beer
Is the drink of the day
Having a good time
Watching sports
Or just hanging loose
As long as beer is around
Have fun
Life's a party
Enjoy it
Raises your glasses high
That's make another toast
The Drink
Beer

WORLDWIDE BEERS ~ ALPHABETICALLY
Please note it does not always do what it says
on the Bottle. Especially CLIMAX ~ BRIAN XOX
Amadeus ~ Blue Moon ~ Climax ~ Dead Guy
Elephant ~ Full Sail ~ Golden Pride ~ Harp
Imperial ~ Judas ~ Kilt Lifter ~ Lazy days
Miss Bliss ~ Naughty Nellie ~ Old Jock ~ Pumpkin
Queen Molly ~ Red House ~ Shakespeare ~ Tiger
Uncle Otto ~ Vamp ~ Wicked ~ XXXB ~ Youngs ~ Zimsko
XXXB is a Batesmans Beer(UK) and the name harks
back to the days of illiteracy when the number of
Xs indicated the strength. It is a 4.8% bitter.
Great with a Ploughmans Lunch ~ ham or cheese !
It was Champion UK Beer in 1986 !

Orange juice in the morning
wake up
Toast and jam for breakfast
Orange juice
tangy and sweet
taste of nature
That gets my on my feet

I love FLORIDA shes really a seducer
Outside the Church there are Oranges for free
So I took bag and bought myself juicer
Now its fresh squeezed Orange Juice for me
Out side the Church theyve formed a queue
Theyre leavin boxes full of grapefruit too !
How good this is for me because its free
Im not nervy Ive no scurvy ~ full of vitamin C
Citrus Fruit is essential ~ limes and lemons too
Tangy full of flavour for everything we do !
Orange mouse and Key Lime Pie ~ We Brits say
See FLORIDA and die. Off the mainland just a corridor
Beacause of Disney Land some Brits ~ think that
all the USA is tropical and just like Florida.
Theyd love to buy a house And live next door
To Pluto ~ Donald Duck & Mickey Mouse !
(I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE THAT THE REST OF THE
USA IS NOTHING LIKE FLORIDA ! ITS MUCH BETTER
BUT A LOT OF IT MUCH WORSE ! LOVE ~ BRIAN XOX)