AUNT RUBY & MY FOUR GLAMOROUS COUSINS !
HE critisised the way she dressed
Far too dry her cake
He laughed at her mishaped dumplings
Not like MUMMY used to make !
She didn\'t iron his shirts
She didn\'t darn his socks
She seemed to spend her Day & Night
Goggling at the BOX !
Of course she had her Girlie Friends
Who loved to SPEND ~ SPEND ~ SPEND
Eat at fancy eateries
It drove him round the bend !
All they produced were Daughter\'s
Four just like their Mum
Sophie ~ Sue ~ Sheila ~ Samantha
Fred longed to have a SON !
Then one day ~ Hip Hip Hooray
Out popped the Oven Bun
the Nurses and the midwife shouted
FRED ! You\'ve got a nine pound SON !
Fred said I\'ll call him BIMBO
Like in the Jim Reeves song
Now FRED & SON together
Grow up the TWO as ONE ~ Amen !
Thanks for visiting ~ comments welcome ~ BRIAN XOX
This Poem is loosely based on my Uncle FRED
His wife was a Goddess in Bed but a harridan
in the house. After four daughters in six years
(see picture !) she wanted to shut up shop ~
but Fred sweet talked her and the result was
BIMBO the Son he had always longed for !
BIMBO BUSBY was a real MAN\'S BOY and as
soon as he could walk Fred taught him to swim
and play football ! He\'s my age now and married
to Glorious Gloria ~ and they have given FRED
& RUBY ~ THREE GRANDSONS ~ There is a GOD !