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California Fires Fueled By Das Don Trumpeting Hot Air ©

Dante\'s Inferno chokes breathable air

fiery flames fuel

state of emergency

president did declare

despite his disclaimer global warming

\"FAKE,\" no matter glare

ring obvious indisputable proof, nonetheless,

the commander in chief

blatantly doth jeer

and doubles down ‘bad

environmental laws’ mare

reed with water

shortage explains conflagration,

oh...,and while he takes

a knee in prayer

(re: home companion fashion)

Thee Oaf blithely vouchsafes

courtesy, sans colorful swear

words plus (purportedly,

unbeknownst to him

marijuana laced powder milk biscuits

giving him courage - er chutzpah

as if he needed any) to veer

way off script of late spluttering, spouting,

and even spewing outrageous claims

that (YES) extraterrestrials rank as chief

villainous figures as

nonpareil arsonists this year.

This Lake Woe

begone Wharton warrior

no stranger to attribute blame,

where unidentified flying objects

affected intergalactic collusion

(hare brained scheme hatched,

engineered, and brooded

while holed away in his

Trump Taj Mahal) from

outer limits of

twilight zone) fair game,

not averse to accuse

Norwegian bachelor farmers

falsely, and even

Grimm folklore characters,

not outrageous to name,

he will continue to repeat falsehoods,

and later subsequently quote

himself without shame!