Oh, dearest temptation.
You bitter, sweet elixir,
Make my mortal mind a merry go round,
A mental mess of merry and muck.
O\'spirit from the groggy ground,
How you curresses and corrupt
My very soul and empty my insides.
I am humbled by your might,
You beautiful and betraying
beverage. How you fuck up my life,
and how I am weak without you.
Take me to a fantasy land and,
watch me get fucked over by all
my poor ever perpetuating shitty life choices
As I yell at God itself
Thank you and Fuck you
But it turns out,
I\'m yelling at a cat at two in the morning.