It used to be mothers’ ruin
To drink a little drop of gin
Well today it’s the done thing
Certainly a hit when our friend Lynn
Threw a party a success from the first min
Twenty types of tonic, fantastic, a real win
Plenty of music, including classics from Jeff Lynne
Pulsating rhythms got right under the skin
The laughter at the girls flossing, took it right on the chin
To express in words the fun we had I simply can’t begin
So remember some may say it may be a sin
But there’s nothing better than a whole lot of gin.