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Thee Apple Hove Bing an Herbivore...

(hint – app peal)

 

Sans maintaining a strict carb on diet

(for Peat Sake) iz like really coal

man, cuz carnivores consume meat,

which genetically modified organisms

engender incredible non edible size foal,

these agribusiness farmed animals shot up

with synthetic hormones

spurring heightened development

accidentally, inadvertently, and unleashing

King Kong monstrous outrageous gnoll,

whereat each footfall taken

by scary creature resembling

a humanoid hyena

results in said frankenfood digging,

one after another humungous hole

resulting in dirt pile

cresting, kickstarting, and

rivaling a mini

spring mount tin knoll

necessitating massive

manhunt to cap cha

lurching, pounding, and thudding

beast whereat entire

motley crue all harkened

 

from places named Lowell,

nonetheless heil lee calf full

to arm themselves with more\'n one

tranquilized tipped pole

anachronistic cautionary expedition generating

masterfully baiting monster

with immense gritty buttered roll,

whose gargantuan ramp

 

aging spree across

world wide web

found endangered population

tuff lee from their

picturesque enclave i.e. Floss

on the Mill as zee unbridled

quasi jabberwocky took a selfie gloss

silly attired (trumpeting

 

\"FAKE\" ska don face mask)

likening pulling up moss

as coiffed \"hair...hm...\" all the while

gabbling, instagramming,

snapchatting, and toss

sing fearsome Frankenstein

with especial bent toward

those sharing surname Voss

 

in tandem to flagrant

disregard to paradigm

housing hefty prime

statutes of grammatically

correct syntactical rhetoric, plus rhyme

ming showcasing a novel

discovered talent to enrich pantheon

until the end of time.

 

since times of auld

where linkedin note able people

(some long haired others bald)

plaintively, suddenly, and called

urgently to be importantly installed

to brainstorm figuring a solution

to vanquish, nightmarish,

and hellish abominable madness!