Now I don’t class myself as a greedy person
However when faced with a breakfast buffet feast
It doesn’t need any persuasion any coercion
To turn into a five course hungry beast
What is it when confronted with the temptation
At home I’d just have a bowl of porridge
But on holiday I’m tempted to eat a small nation
To be honest I’m not sure where I find the storage
I often eat two big chocolate muffins
A bowl of Kellogg’s cornflakes
Never mind the repercussions
Some bread and cheese some creamy cakes
Some fruit to make me feel healthy
A couple of donuts woofed down
In the corner hidden from prying eyes quite stealthy
In coffee, tea and orange juice I drown
When the sun comes up at the beginning of the day
And confronted with the breakfast banquet
I need self control and find a way
To say thank you very much and politely decline it.