Try as I might but I always fail,
in forgetting this tale I come to no avail,
the incident in question occurred 10 years ago,
i was attending school and my IQ was low,
making my way to the main yard after leaving the canteen,
little did I know, someone had planned something mean,
I sat with my buddies, a pupil came over and offered us a fizzy drink,
the ones in the canteen were too expensive, so I said yes and didn’t think,
the guy was passive aggressive he told me “Jake, you can drink that!”,
i took the can not knowing I would regret it, soon thinking “You absolute t...!”,
I quenched my first with a big gulp, causing everyone to point and laugh,
even my friends joined in, one of them took a photograph,
The cackles helped me instantly realise exactly what had happened,
this moment was far worse than any anxiety dream I had imagined,
someone played a prank by spitting a greeny inside a can on coke,
the humiliation combined with anger and disgust caused me to sweat heavily, freeze up and choke.