BRIAN & ANGELA

LIES ~ DAMN LIES ~ STATISTICS By BRIAN (UK)

 

 

Lies ~ Damn Lies & Statistics

This data is based on a plethora of UK Surveys (25 - 50\'s)

 

100% Believe in Cuddly Toys !

95% have a COMPUTER or MOBILE PHONE

95% prefer SEX with the opposite GENDER

90% like CHOCOLATE in any shape or form

85% own a CAR or MOTOR CYCLE

80% would like a Foreign Holiday every year

80% consider ALCOHOL as a part of their diet

75% drink more COFFEE than TEA

70% prefer SPRING as their favourite Season

65% like BIRDS ~ Wild & Domesticated 

50% Believe in CATS

50% Believe in GOD

50% Believe in DOGS

40% like Horses (especially winners @ 100:1)

30% like FISH as PETS

20% shop at Corner Stores

10% use a BICYCLE 

5% Prefer Sex with the same GENDER

0% Believe in POLITICIANS of any PARTY !  

 

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