Take out your chewing gum dear
I thought it’d be perfectly clear
That to chew when serving coffee or tea
So rigorously that we could easily see
The bit of gum going round and round
Surely this bit of advice is not so profound
It’s simply manners and customer service
To pay us the respect, simply stop chewing
So that I can stop thinking about pursuing
Another place to go
To drink my macchiato.