OUCH
I had a green thumb yesterday
I hit it with a spanner
Now it’s turning purple grey
In a most uncanny manner.
I had a green thumb yesterday
I hit it with a spade
I hit it once again today
And it’s turned a khaki shade
I had a green thumb yesterday
I hit it more ‘n I oughter
It happened by the waterway
And now it’s in the water.
I had a green thumb yesterday
And with an axe I struck it
I left it in an alleyway
Inside a rusty bucket.