Tree mend us sappy weird
human interest stories rarely appeared
back in the day online, whereas
at present (the toasted,
digitally papered, and lacquered
drab heron nah owl pablum),
not spared, but repeated,
a bajillion times showcased
finds me clicking past beard
did and bared naked ladies
(and/or men), paired
with nauseatingly, predictably,
and repeatedly, those
bland posts, veered
as popular cult
chore, which someone
deemed apropos as
pulp yule har audience -
this main poetic thread spun
repeatedly woven into infrared
weave as the warp and weave,
(these vapid) re:hash tagged,
intruded, interfered,
and invaded celebrities,
and/or ordinary folks privacy
yawping (usually bacon
stripped clean away
with specific prime information
such as dates, names, and
times of tragicomic event),
which dramatic mysteries,
finds me laughably,
insignificantly, and feebly scared
to the bones with suspense,
at present, these
days of our lives
showering unthinking viewers
(watching \"FAKE\" dark shadows
from the edge of night
as the world turns) with
exposes (x pose hays),
where particularly young kids
get reared, nursed, and juiced
with whodunit crime
(candle lee boxed and beribboned
just in tim bur for the holidays)
staid insipid blurbs get overly aired
at least on America Online,
this above contrasted and compared
to he/she whomever chaired
helm at formerly mentioned
once upon a time (wonderful
Internet Service Provider
exceptionally renown -
me own acronym
WHISPER down the ally
long ague mooch mo\' CRISPR)
cyber sea internet
provider years ago,
than many similar competing
companies to access
electronic details, cuz
(I subscribed to AOL for
many years), thence declared
tummy, (yours truly i.e. me)
ranked as topnotch significant
venerated news coverage geared
to concerned citizens such
as this scribe, (many years ago),
at present receive less high marks
given so these days,
despite decades long patronage
(from this long gush haired
poor lee aging leaden
pencil necked geek),
who vaguely recalls
greater in depth coverage
concerning vital headlines
well prepared on the homepage,
which whomever (at that time)
selected \"stories\" dared
to acknowledge a gamut of
critical global events
incorporating controversial
themes paired
with lighter fare (for web surfers
less interested in socio-
political, national, environmental,
et cetera coverage),
said Internet Provider
broadcast more roundly squared
information versus, the present
eagle lit tarry rhea
hen superficial twittering,
which electronic webpage
designers believe more important.