Help me to change my attitude,
from being distant and subdued,
as well as sarcastic and rude,
and nasty and crude,
I don’t respect privacy, I’m a peeping tom taking pictures of people in the nude,
help me change my attitude.
My conversations are purposefully platitude,
I’m devout in lacking gratitude,
I annoy and misconstrued,
and interrupt you before you can conclude,
that I need to change my stinking attitude.
I’ve broken promises resulting in being sued,
I have an infectious bad mood,
that will only disappear once I change my awful stinking attitude!