LAMPOONING
(without apologies)
Having invented chopsticks
it makes me wonder why
they never invented custard
oh do please tell me why.
Whatever their mood
there’s truth in the tales
of their scorn for fast food
and their preference for snails.
Leave them alone
leave them in peace
it’s in their genetics
to be obese.
In the hedgerows and
in lederhosen
watch them forage
for the wurst kind of sausage