The sign provided fair warning:
Be careful
going down the steps.
It’s a narrow passageway
& you might clunk your head.
Of course,
you’re serving high octane beers
to hardcore drunks
& watching clueless folks
getting well lit.
I wonder how many fools
mind their step
but forget to mind their head.
If they have hidden cameras
they probably have
a really good bloopers video.