no..no...no...DONT GET CLOSE
cuz, yea...yea...
 yea...I suppose
emailing would be
 the safest lagniappe bet,
 where nill expose
sure would moost
 likely NOT infect thee,
 though these really
 quirky, phony (funny) germs
 can be inhaled a
 cross transmission wires
thru the nose
or data packets 
 bounced off satellites as 
 telecommunications
 
specialists knows
while (and/or) even if
 all precautions taken
 even extreme measures
 such as cryogenics,
 (where an individual
 ideally after they die)
 doth get froze,
nonetheless this communique
 must be heeded,
 cuz most effective,
 and best assimilated
 before one takes a doze
essentially (non fatal)
 lottery mania flows
within my entire being
 from head to 
 fungus infected toes
whar this old rattletrap
 spews castles in the air
akin to a house of cards career
ring into scattered mess
 (resembling 52 pickup),
thus unknown reader
 dune hot dare
casinos, gambling halls,
 horse racing, et cetera
 lest ye contract
 an immobilizing, yet fear
lee innocuous diagnosis,
 asper in do sing glare
ring bug eyes,
 plus affecting a hair
reed styled, and swiftly tailored
demeanor accompanied
with Scrooge (tiny lee)
intimating lurch
 ching, and ogling
 qua monopolistic greed
expending every last
 red cent indeed
finding one
 impoverishing themselves
 at light speed!