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Battiness and Barminess - 1066

Well,here it is again

Time for the 1066 Annual Reunion

14th October 1066

Hastings, England, UK

So that Americans and other friends

Know what I\'m wittering on about!

 

Now you\'re all invited

There\'s only one condition - 

You have to have been there in person in 1066!

Well, we shall let some of you in

If you were not there in person

Give you a special invite

 

I\'m going with Fido

My \'18+\' watchdog

He will save me from anything

Too \'exciting\' or \'swoony\'

I\'m sure he overdoes it though

\'Woof, woof, woof!\'

\'Quiet Fido, not now!\'

 

I should be banned from it for life, ya know

But why?

Well, I mucked it all up

William The Conquerer was busy playing conkers

And there was a terrible draught

Cos it was Autumn, after all

 

He said \'Ooh, I\'m not getting on me horse

On a day like this

I will get blown off it!\'

(Erm, he later appeared in \'Carry on, follow that camel\'

When things were less windy)

So I took command

 

Then I uttered those immortal words to Harold

Oh woe, they were fateful words:

\'Look up, Sire\', and he did

Just at the moment an arrow flew...

And the rest is history!

 

You can call me \'Fossil\'

Anyone attending this reunion

Must normally be over 952 years old!

That\'ll be 99% of you then. Heehee

 

See ya there

Fido says bring my water syphon

To add it to drinks during the celebrations

What? You\'re not gonna bother to turn up then?!

 

Here\'s Fido and friends in the clip - Ahhh! lol.