Well,here it is again
Time for the 1066 Annual Reunion
14th October 1066
Hastings, England, UK
So that Americans and other friends
Know what I\'m wittering on about!
Now you\'re all invited
There\'s only one condition -
You have to have been there in person in 1066!
Well, we shall let some of you in
If you were not there in person
Give you a special invite
I\'m going with Fido
My \'18+\' watchdog
He will save me from anything
Too \'exciting\' or \'swoony\'
I\'m sure he overdoes it though
\'Woof, woof, woof!\'
\'Quiet Fido, not now!\'
I should be banned from it for life, ya know
But why?
Well, I mucked it all up
William The Conquerer was busy playing conkers
And there was a terrible draught
Cos it was Autumn, after all
He said \'Ooh, I\'m not getting on me horse
On a day like this
I will get blown off it!\'
(Erm, he later appeared in \'Carry on, follow that camel\'
When things were less windy)
So I took command
Then I uttered those immortal words to Harold
Oh woe, they were fateful words:
\'Look up, Sire\', and he did
Just at the moment an arrow flew...
And the rest is history!
You can call me \'Fossil\'
Anyone attending this reunion
Must normally be over 952 years old!
That\'ll be 99% of you then. Heehee
See ya there
Fido says bring my water syphon
To add it to drinks during the celebrations
What? You\'re not gonna bother to turn up then?!
Here\'s Fido and friends in the clip - Ahhh! lol.