I’ve always been a beer drinker
Didn’t care too much for spirits
But when I did it had to be
A simple glass of G&T
The other day I was in a bar
Thinking of what to drink
Fancied something different
But here was my predicament
When I said I think I’ll have a G&T
They looked at me confused
We have 50 sorts of gin for you
Here take a look at our menu.
There was so much to choose from
A brand from every town and city
And what is this fuss about tonic botanical
The choice in the past was full fat or low cal
So many combinations to choose from
Plus the dilemma of what fruit to add
Standing there scratching my head
I decided to have a beer instead.