My friend has a girlfriend
Who\'s cute and funny and smart
Who he thinks about all the time
And loves with all his heart
My friend has a girlfriend
Who has eyes blue as the sea
Who he thinks about all the time
Who else thinks about her? Dammit. Of course it\'s me.
My friend has a girlfriend
She\'s beautiful and fun
Who he thinks about all the time
If only I was the one
My friend has a girlfriend
They\'re happy and in love
Who he thinks about all the time
I\'m moving on.