The banging of my head
As I lay here in my bed
Signals it was a good night
However this is despite
Not really remembering
The finer details surrounding
What got me to this point
I’m hoping I didn’t disappoint
My wife with my behaviour
Toast and tea my saviour
When I poured into the house
Failing to be as quiet as a mouse
This was a not again night
Where next time I might
Show a little more self control
To drink a lot less my goal.