Before my feet hit the bedroom floor
I had it all worked out.
What a fabulous morning this will be
to grinch and whine and pout.
Last night he said a thoughtless thing
and it cut me to the core.
Today is my day to rise with a smile
and then to settle the score.
I bear no hard feelings for his nasty remark,
the emotional stress he has caused,
but I\'ll surely get even; he\'ll get the point.
I\'ll give him good reason for pause.
As my head leaves the pillow I tingle with glee
and I welcome this memorable day.
I vow to be mellow; Oh, yes, I will
after making old sweetie-pie pay.
Oh, what a beautiful day!