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Armchair Qua Laptop Traveler

Pennilessness disallows me

luxury tubby globe trekker

hence, my imagination

takes me random places minus

the hassles of

any rubber necker

gawkers always staring

at major or minor

crash test dummy

vehicular accident,

(now strictly, squarely,

and specifically,

for poetic license purposes

of this reasonably

rhyming adversity

I dreamt up, while

driving Miss Daisy, this

\"FAKE\" serious, albeit

totally tubularly

fictitious ho...

ho...humvee wrecker

involving holiday passengers

seated in luxury

of double decker

self driving bus,

which collided with a sleigh

carelessly manned by Santa Clause

(though no animals i.e. reindeer

harmed in the writing

of this video script)

donned in his

New England Patriot

Scottish Tartan checker,

thus the aforementioned,

non fatal narrow brush you

need rest assured, sans

make believe death - whew

fortunately miraculously,

and unbelievably true

lee delivered angels

intervened clear

out of the blue

mainly conjured from

me matt chew,

hoping ye dear reader enjoy

what I figuratively drew

merely to distract thee

dearly especial fan

to sidetrack vital tasks and brew

up a mug of warm

spirits from a moo moo

kosher bovine amazingly

able to understand Hebrew.