There I was, in bed,
Fast asleep.
My wife woke me in a panic,
“Quick, what’s the time?”
“I don’t know, I’ll find out”.
So I put the drum out the window,
Hit it loud and hard.
A window opened down the street,
“What are you doing!” a voice shouted,
“Playing a drum at three thirty in the morning?”
I pulled the drum in,
Closed the window,
And said to my wife,
“It is three thirty”.
We went back to sleep.