Unbeknownst to any
 innocent onlooker, aye
underwent extreme internal
 torture with silent cry
ying whimpers, whence,
 (either left or
 right) post-
 pubescent myopic eye
didst readily espy,
 an aesthetically pleasing female,
 and most likely stunning
 to any other generic guy
and suddenly rendered mute, NO...,
 NOT even daring
 enough to say \"hi,\"
which close proximity of sizzling
 hot babe wrought me fancying
 myself being whisked away
 (in a one horse
 open sleigh, despite
 the remote possibility livingsocial
in Montgomery County,
Pennsylvania suburban) igloo
 to be frozen
 with fear, petrified lo\'
 while terror seized thee Oh No
bliss oblige emotional status quo
of much younger Matthew
Scott Harris head to toe
 induced a deplorable woe
imaging other (prospective
 obscured individuals) probably
considered yours truly
 tubby unstrung mama\'s yoyo,
and at this present time feline
 less in timid
 dated noticing a sultry,
 leggy, and foxy anatomical
 and physiological arrest
ting, though such hypothetical chest
a coy gal, nonchalantly, innocently
 with non verbal expressed
 charm and demurely
 posing as if intending
 to serve as guest
of honor, nonetheless,
 this brief illusory invest
ment, sans quasi
 voyeuristic poetic, shrug jest
sheen, and imagistic distraction,
 thy sole rhythmical
 motif, since n\'er nest
sold with any
 purdy young thang begrudging
 natural animalistic proclivity,
 which absence young adult quest
ting, oh yea
 definitely in apropos now,
yet...that self deprived
 self discovery stage of life,
 that \"smarts\" me psyche,
 when clumsy teen
 age dating experience,
 a electric kool
 aid acid (litmus) test
until twilight age
 senescence doth wrest.