Michael Edwards

CUTLETS errr COUPLETS (2)

 

 

CUTLETS errr COUPLETS (2)

 

Money talks,

it says: ‘Goodbye’

 

 

He’s such an idiot and there’s no solution

A waste of a million years evolution

 

 

Why on earth didn’t Noah exercise veto

And refuse asylum to the darn mosquito.

 

 

When you’re having sex time seems to fly

A minute quickly passes by.

 

 

Hard work never killed anyone, but perchance,

is it really ever worth taking the chance?

 

 

I’ve got all the cash I could ever wish for

As long as I die by half past four.

 

It takes a lifetime to learn the rules

And by then you’re too old to use the tools.