There is a dog who can wake the dead
Never stops whinging they call him Ted
Come past him on wheels and you\'ll wished you\'d not
He\'ll have your transport placed in the emergency block
Climbing a tree or out a window to see
Nothing can keep him from being free
He\'s a right little softy if you rub his tum
But like lightning if you think you\'re done!
A vibrational wave will echo to your soul
That\'s when you know he wants control
The choice is yours he\'s happy either way
But know you\'ll never be the same again
For he will forever be the most loved pain
Ready to join you singing endless along the way
Yes even while walking he won\'t give it a break!
Raugh and tumble till the end of days
Or give him cuddles and it\'s where he\'ll stay
Harmony can come in the strangest of ways