Don\'t invite us....!
To your parties this season
Me and Fido, me \'18+\' watchdog
I\'ll only ruin them for ya
Me, the phantom whisky-waterer
Or any alcoholic-drinks-waterer
And Fido will bark at anything the least bit swoony!
But how have I got away with it?
I been sneaking into parties since shortly before 1066
Well, I been in disguise
As Santa or an elf, for example
You\'ll know it\'s me though
You\'ll hear the sound - \"Psssttt!\"
That\'ll be my soda syphon filled with water
Dunno why you\'re complaining?
Dunno why ya always chuck me out
When ya find me at your parties?
I mean, I saves ya from hangovers
I saves ya money, by diluting the drinks for ya
There\'s more to go round then!
And Fido won\'t allow the air to turn blue
Nor allow anything too \'exciting\' to happen!
It\'s only old Orchi mucking about
He\'s very eccentric ya know
Sometimes anyway!
Give him a sherry - suppose you\'ll have to add water to it
And a pork pie or two
He is otherwise known as Porchi
That\'ll keep him quiet
He don\'t ask for much!
Heehee
Fido says - \'Which one is me in the clip?!\'