I want a heart of gold just like Patch Adams,
I want to change the opinions of me like Vivian Ward,
I want to accidentally do amazing things like Forrest Gump,
I want to have as much fun as Harry and Lloyd did,
I want to be as independent as Kevin McCallister,
I want to learn about life as much as Vada Margaret Sultenfuss
I want to grow up and become an amazing mother just like Jackie Harrison,
I want to have teen love like Kat Stratford and Patrick Verona,
I want to fight for someone like Jack Dawson did for Rose Dewitt Bukater,
I want to have crazy fun with my friends like Jim Levenstein,
I want to get married to someone I\'m in love with like Kelly and Zack Morris,
But if not this then I just want to be happy exactly like Happy Gilmore.