This is a trifle trivial
A poem not political
Pretty petty, partly potty
Lacking lucid language
A bonkers brainstorm
Bordering on bollocks
A frivolous frolic
Meandering meaninglessly
Ebbing and flowing
Perpetually pouring
Mind numbing nonsense
Best before breakfast
A bonanza of banal boredom
Designed to drive you dotty
Depending on your disposition
A frisson of fantasy
Not meant for Auntie
Hard of hearing Hattie
Partly passing for prose
More like a double dose
A death defying drivel
This is crap official
Stunningly superficial
Bereft of anything beneficial
Waiting, wanting the final whistle
Wishing this pissing poem would end
Fishing for a final full stop
Stop, stop, stop
This is a stinker
Hook line and sinker!!