I stare into the mirror
Can\'t figure out which hand is which
I try to get more light to help
But I fumble for the switch
I put my shirt on backwards
Now I\'ll have to start again
My zip I swear is broken
Nope its just my stupid brain
Oh great there goes my cup of tea
I\'ll have to change once more
Things would seem a lot more smooth
If my clothes weren\'t on the floor
I drop my change a mighty sound
It scares me every time
As all the coins they hit the ground
What rhymes with- shit what\'s the time!
I\'m certain I will miss my bus
Where did I put my shoes?
Oh man I wish I just this once
Had not kept pressing snooze
I cannot do this one more time
I swear I\'ll get this down
But ADD it always wins
The boss, the force, the crown.