Mary had an E-type jag
with a lovely throaty roar
a present from her sugar dad
for being his little whore
Mary lost her neighbors torch (flashlight)
they searched every nook and cranny
it didnt turn up till she went to bed
it dropped out of her f.....
mary has a transvestite brother
he\'s known as long tall billy
we\'re visiting him in hospital
they\'ve re-attached his willy
mary had a frozen pipe
they said it needed lagging
but when she saw the plumbers tool
she knew she needed sha......