mary had a great big parrot
a rare amazonian macaw
with plumage bright, a dazzling blue
and vocabulary of a whore
mary had a vibrating water bed
its buzzing drove her barmy
but its gentle waves gave her a tingle
and the occasional tsunami
mary had an inflateable man
he\'d pump up in a jiffy
she loved his strong muscular thighs
and the hair around his stiffy
mary bought some running shoes
she liked to go out jogging
an evening sprint down to the woods
relieves her tension, dogging