IM CONVINCED GRANDDADS GO-NA DROP THAT CUP ~ OOPS !
IM REALLY ~ really fed up droppin\' fings
It drives me to depravity
Every single fing I touch
Obeys ISAAC NEWTONS ~ Law of Gravity !
SIR ISAAC NEWTON ~ Scientist of renown
HE invented GRAVITY
That makes fings ~ keep on fallin\' down
Id love a CUP ~ that kept on fallin\' up !
Before ISAAC NEWTON ~ GRAVITY no longer
Since he released the Genie
GRAVITY\'S got stronger
CURSE IT ~ Id love to reverse it !
Ever since I went ~ past Eighty-five
Im no longer chopsy
Im morose like Marleys Ghost
Ive developed DROPSY !
If I drop me book ~ while sitting in me chair
Why does it have to hit the floor
And not just hover in the AIR_?
Especially cos I cant ~ pick it up no more !
I dont want no ~ OLD FOLKS OME
Prefer livin on me own
But I keep on droppin fings
I wish my fings ad wings !
I dont go to TOWN no more
I ~ KEEP DROPPIN ON THE FLOOR !
Thanks for visiting ~ comments please ~ LOVE B & A 🧡🧡🧡
GRANDDAD will be 90 this year and still lives on his own !
His DROPSY is getting worse ~ so we have confiscated all
his CHINA and replaced it with plastic ! He keeps on
dropping his remote so we have bought him a stick with
a \"pick up pincer\" on the end ! I promised him I would
write a POEM on Gravity ! He is convinced that before
ISAAC NEWTON ~ invented GRAVITY things just hovered
in space after you released them and the HIGH JUMP &
LONG JUMP records were infinite ! He loves the POEM !