I Am That Guy
I am that guy you despise with the
lawn mower on Sunday mornings
after a heavy night out on the town
I am that guy who always reaches
for the nearest tooth brush
regardless of its original owner
I am the guy that smiles incongruently
at your child as you pass him in the park
on your way to her school
I am the guy that keys your new motor
And pisses in public places
Just for the hell of it
I am that guy who always leaves the seat up
and who uses the f word
In front of children and priests
I am the guy who spiked
your daughters drink and fucked her
on the way home
I am the guy who put bromide
in your water tank
and laughed about it on the way to work
I am the guy you have always wanted to be
The anarchist and risk taker
Or whoever and whatever you want me to be