Neville

I Am That Guy

I Am That Guy

 

I am that guy you despise with the

lawn mower on Sunday mornings

after a heavy night out on the town

 

I am that guy who always reaches

for the nearest tooth brush

regardless of its original owner

 

I am the guy that smiles incongruently

at your child as you pass him in the park

on your way to her school

 

I am the guy that keys your new motor

And pisses in public places

Just for the hell of it

 

I am that guy who always leaves the seat up

and who uses the f word

In front of children and priests

 

I am the guy who spiked

your daughters drink and fucked her

on the way home

 

I am the guy who put bromide

in your water tank

and laughed about it on the way to work

 

I am the guy you have always wanted to be

The anarchist and risk taker

Or whoever and whatever you want me to be