Woof! Woof! Woof!
Fido gone into overdrive
But why?
He not seen any hot or saucy or dodgy poems yet
I will give him a bone to keep him quiet
Oh lol, Heehee, and Teehee
There\'s subtle difference ya know
Teehee sounds more flirty (swoon!)
There\'s others too - rofl
Please excuse me while I
Roll On the Floor Laughing
Naughty ones too - There\'s.....
Woof, woof!!
Aww, Fido stopped me in time
Or else this would be 18+!
Fido\'s a pest at times
You\'ll never get to know some things from me
Cos he\'ll always be a watchdog
Well we gotta laugh at our own jokes
Corny or not
Cos maybe no one else will laugh at them
But aww, why everyone start laughing
When I start singing?!
Or maybe they chuck a bucket of water over me
Cos they think it\'s two cats fighting
It can\'t be helped
Me singing tutor is laughing up his sleeve
I mean, I\'m about have lesson number 258946185
Still no improvements
And it\'s cost me about 5 million quid so far
Such is life!
And there\'s no \'comedy\' on telly these days
Since when was..........funny? (fill in the gap as you wish)
Last proper comedy was from about 1970\'s
Some good shows then
You can see them if you have the channels
It\'s preposterous
Some masquerading as \'comedians\'
Laugh? I never started!
I\'ll gag Fido a while
Or put him out the back garden while I write
Then you\'ll hear and read of my \'dark horse\' side
Ooohhhhh!!
What\'s that? You can\'t wait to read it?!
HeeHee.