DEFINITIONS (1)
THE MONK
Throughout the hours his prayers address
the sinful vice of idleness.
24 HOURS
A day in the life of Parliament
is 24 hours of time misspent.
DIGESTIVE CIRCLE
As worm is to chicken
As chicken is to man
As man is to worm
THE GEOGRAPHER
Familiar with the outside world,
without a clue what’s in it.
EULOGY
Virtues read with tearful pride
which only existed when he died.