Every day you walk by my home
Your cane in hand and leg in a cast
“Poor guy! You have to “hobble, hobble, hobble”
Thanksgiving, it’s to the coop
For the main course, he escapes
Chanting “gobble, gobble, gobble”
You need new shoe soles
It’s to the shop- he takes off the old,
Puts on the new-“Cobble, cobble, cobble”
The heel on one shoe is thicker than the other
So you leave the shop
And “wobble, wobble, wobble”
Playing baseball, you pick up a grounder
To throw him out but “bobble, bobble, bobble”
You type in your computer in all lower case
And have to change to all caps
So you “toggle, toggle, toggle”
You go skin diving and want to see
The enormous mammals of the deep
Put on your “goggles, goggles, goggles”
You’re given a job to do at work
And do it wrong, don’t worry
Next time you won’t “boggle, boggle, boggle”
You write a poem and try to think
Of the right word, but it doesn’t come
Just use your “noodle, noodle, noodle”
Don’t need to “Google, Google, Google”
Or blow your bugle, bugle, bugle
It’s not so “futile, futile, futile”
You’re always “frugal, frugal, frugal”
When you buy “strudel, strudel, strudel”
The leftovers to the “poodle, poodle, poodle”
This poem just gave you the whole
“Kitten caboodle, boodle, boodle…
Hmm—this is all garbage
I’ll give it to the kitty...