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DEFINITIONS (3)
HOSPITALITY
Provided for those for whom it is said
have need for neither food nor bed.
LOVE
A disorder secured
by marriage soon cured.
INTERVIEW
Go in as a pig
come out as a sausage
HANDS
The laying on of hands
performed by believers
the laying on of hands
by thieves and deceivers.
THE STOCKS
A punishing device for inflicting the vapours
a prototype for modern newspapers