IF YOU PROVIDE A ROOM FOR GDAD ~ YOU\'LL GET SONGS LIKE
THIS ~ THE LAT E GREAT CORPORAL JONES FROM DADS ARMY !
GRANDDAD ~ We Love You !
Wont put You in the Old Folks Home
You can stay with us ~ wont be no fuss
You can chat all day on yer Mobile Phone !
We know you\'re old ~ We know you\'re cold
Your Arms & Legs rheumatic
We\'ll fix a bedsit in a downstairs room
NOT stuck up in the Attic
We know you like some Old Folks Homes
Where your well heeled Friends have gone
Where wine is served with every meal
And the Ladies outnumber TEN to ONE !
That might seem like Heaven to You
But WILLY WONKA no can do !
We want to keep you Clean & Sweet
We want to make you HAPPY
So please dont wee on our brand new suite
We\'ve bought you a MAN-SIZED NAPPY !
You can eat with us & share with us
See your GRANDKIDS every day
But when Young ladies visit
Stay in your room & pray !
GRANDAD we Love You
And you wont have to PAY
You can stay with us ~ wont be no fuss
And we\'ll save a TON* each day !
Thanks for visiting ~ comments welcome ~ LOVE B & A 🧡🧡🧡
*TON = £100 or $130 ! Because Old Folks (Seniors) Homes
can be remote and often with problems. Many Single Seniors
would prefer to move in with a Son or Daughter. Better if they
can stay near their own COMMUNITY ! However there are
problems especially if they need nursing care. The problem in
the UK is that Private Seniors Residential Homes cost in excess
of £1000 ($1300) per Month so a nest egg of £50,000 only
last FOUR YEARS ! Could you ~ would you accommodate your
GRANDDAD ? WE are informed that GRANDMAS are less trouble ? !