To The Pizza Party Of Social Media
Where no amount of
collusion can Lyft
my natural tentative
Uber Vudu wires shift
yik yak zen based
deep fried Googly miffed
eyed Hulu (indeed)
jibber jabber ring drift
kickstarting livingsocial Myspace!
Thus, this circumspect, dapper, crook
electronically fitbit groupon heretic
individualist jangles kickstarter hook
linkedin motive narrating outlook
pertaining to various technological pluck
key innovations suddenly
become good luck
and plenti during the
latter half of his muck
king three score orbitz, while travelocity
on this oblate spheroid stuck.
Till death doom he part
unlike deux daughters, heart
and soul of this dada,
(the youngest – Bend, Oregon
Community College she did start
merely twenty anniversaries
removed as independent stalwart
since her birth February 4th 2019, tricks
of decades elapsed, and
eldest still approximately twenty six
months older), who both
got weaned on the mix
chore, viz ABC\'s of
computer accouterments
both smart alecks
during kindergarten,
this dada Dinosaur
outmoded as vaporub vicks
quaintly recalls the old fashioned desks
with inkwells meant
as miniature derricks
for dunking ponytails for kicks.
As an obedient quite quiet lad, no
shenanigans, (asper
dipping hair in toe
unnatural shade of black
or blue greenish yellow
subsequently receiving
the same hue – would crow,
when SMACK a roo
right in the kisser deftly
trickle of blood woud flow
delivered courtesy
of strongest girl
afeared by any beau
in class) attests
his memories tended tubby hoe
hum translated ya know
to be rather unexciting.
Hence fast forward to this moment
(just for an interim before revisiting
days of bashful boyhood), and allow
me to elucidate my affinity for
prevarication, especially to entice
the eyes of an unknown reader.
Thus let me return to sitting with
perfect posture.
The one classroom per grade little
red brick schoolhouse (constructed
by bachelor non E. Grieg guess
Norwegian farmers) devoid of any
electronic paraphernalia.
Wick head looking candles
illuminated each alcove.
The general electric fan perhaps
the only non manually operated
contraption.