It was her birthday,
She was eighty
So had to have a dinner party.
The hall was hired,
The caterers were hired.
In I walked with some friends
Anne was there to greet us,
She told us where we would sit,
And introduced me.
I knew one couple,
Sue and Graham,
But there were three unknown to me
Two were there
The third was late
But the two there were introduced,
Anne said “This is Sue. And this is Sue.”
So on our table for six
Half were Sues.
We chatted and decided
That nobody could sit on the table
Unless they were called Sue.
Ingrid arrived
And we called her Sue,
And that is why
On this night,
Graham and I became,
The Men named Sue!