They call me captain gusher
You\'ll hear the Mermaids singing
Everytime I ring that bell
The splashing will commence
No plundering we\'re be making
You\'ll see my flag still waving
Surrounded by the shoal
All wanting to come onboard
Sailing the seven seas
There be no other like me
Like the mist on a voyage
Or the sudden rogue wave
I\'ll come so abruptly
You\'ll never forget my name!