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Parochial Propensities Promote Personal Pet Peeve

Particularly pronounce abscess,

when rites of spring accursedness

prevails, asper testament, sans swell

scored psychological achiness

recording minecrafted history,

viz secreting acridness

permeates profusely predicated puberty,

akin to ambling au naturale adulteress

plethora plush plumage plus perfume

presage prickly profuse inauspicious pre/

post pubescent and adult affectlessness

propensity poisons primary predilection

pummeling poking pillorying

perpetual purgatory with aggressiveness.

 

Now translated into bumpy

layman\'s/woman\'s terms, aye

communicate, albeit stylishly campy

adhering, colluding, and choppily try

trending without trademark obfuscation,

nonetheless, a feeble

attempt might still defy,

an honest to dog ambition to express

how blooming in the dales less

sons glee aware, how lovers press

lips close together, when yours truly

shuttered himself in bedroom

of boyhood home to cope with stress

thus denying, depriving,

and destroying bone

a fied hankering,

asper this pooch hood doth hone

ache, never to experience puppy love

til pooch later in life,

when he became at present

male version, sans crone

revisiting, reliving, and

reflecting being alone

without ever touching, savoring,

and rubbing smooth cheekbone

of a lass - see, this thy reason

Matthew Scott doth bemoan

observing young bucks,

who liberate kickstarter jangling hormone

he oozes with envy those whippersnappers

gathering rosebuds while they may intone

enjoyment, qua the vitality, virility, and victory

before youth fleetingly passes versus millstone

weighing heavier with each passing year

before the grim reaper doth phone!