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Most Mind Boggling Mysterious Mortal

Mystification prevails stupefying yours truly

befuddled, he blindly stumbles along rocky

pathway illusory impediments strewn helter

skelter intangible obstructions hinder access

psychological barricades effective impasse

detains, deters, detours manhood maturation

manumission manifestation materialization

linkedin, when permanent submission arises

beckoning corporeal leaden entity into avast

eternal realm, where material disintegration

promises venerable salvation releasing angst

strummed plucked fretful existence denied

utmost exploration sequestered soul hermit

tickly sealed courtesy custom made NON-

GMO supercalifragilous expialidocious

airtight, vacuum sealed with trademarked

matts scott good housekeeping approval

lifetime achievement award maintaining

quasi pristine mint like condition afford

double (FREE for the taking) full refund

if dissatisfied with stutt...tut...tut tearing

functionality, yet batteries NOT required

and assembly unnecessary, but maximum

remaining life usage, asper garden variety

mutant requires preservation within sterile

bubble, lest exposure to human contact are

rouse dormant (latent) propensity breeding

biologically pre programmed predilection

to propagate species, this despite low libido

level, thus Memorial sale steal (actually no

expiration coincides with natural longevity)

slight depreciation before cessation arises,

which I project - little less than half life of

ordinary Earthling, whose quixotic, poetic,

ecologic, plus conscientious ethos promises

greater fulfillment, sans spirit, mind, and

body versus being addicted, hypnotized, or

tranquilized by latest technologic contraption.