ANGELA & BRIAN ~ HONEYMOON ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS !
MY NAME IS YAN ~ from PAKISTAN
Yes I am ~ O Yes ~ I am The UMBRELLA MAN !
I can get you any colour
Neat compact ~ or rather fuller
Black or Blue ~ Red or Yellow ~ Tan ?
Yes I can ~ cos I am The UMBRELLA MAN !
UMBRELLAS are important
They come out like a chant !
When the skies are Cloudy
And everyone looks Dowdy !
To beat the RAIN ~ catch me if you can
Yes I am ~ cos I am The UMBRELLA MAN !
Long ago ~ a Gentleman not seen
Without a rolled UMBRELLA ~ for to preen
His brief case and His latest DOLLY
And she would also have a BROLLY
Running for a BUS or TRAM
Yes I am ~ cos I am The UMBRELLA MAN
WEATHER in UK is very fickle
If it RAINS without a GAMP ~ you*re in a pickle
You*re soaked through to the skin ~ you*re choked
And just like Kermit Frog ~ you*re well & truly croaked
Run for shelter ~ helter skelter ~ if you can
Im OK ~ because I am ~ The one & only ~ UMBRELLA MAN !
Thanks for visiting ~ comments welcome ~ Love BRIAN 🧡🧡🧡
CONFUSIUS HE SAY ~ Man without Brolly on rainy day
Is like Man eating Soup sans Spoon ~ both get soaked !