When I worked at Tescos
and drove a brown Fiesta
my life it seemed much simpler
and I the family jester,
could treat the kids
with a finger of fudge
and the wife a mills n boon
wet holidays in a caravan
and fry ups at noon
Now they want the sweet shop
to run it as their own
and the wife
she\'s up and left,
with her trainer
named Tyrone.
Now I have the fast car
and take holidays in the sun,
but I dream
of simpler days...
when things were just more fun!