Woof, Woof! Oh no!
But why is Fido barking now?
Cos I said \'I\'m gonna sing again!\'
Now can ya sing or not, Orchi?
Fido thinks it\'s two cats fighting
He has his ear plugs in
Oh I don\'t know which is worse
Me singing for a month
Or a month of \'Lorraine\' on telly?
(A ghastly programme, of no use at all
Only put on for folk getting ready for work, or to go out
So they won\'t have to watch it!)
I sung to an escaped prisoner one day
He dashed back to jail
And said \'Lemme back in
It\'s torture out there!\'
And now a rendition of
\'The hills are alive....\'
Call me Julie (Andrews)
Btu as I said before, \'Don\'t call me Sue\'
Ya can call me Susan though (ooh)
Here\'s a verse for ya, sung with Fido
He decided to join me
Only to bark louder to drown me out....
Meoowwooo, Woof, Woof
Woofity Woof, Meeoowoooo
Screech, screech, woof, woof....,and so on.
So - a barking, talking, and singing dog, eh?!
Never know what ya might find on this site!
Oh well, singing lesson today
It will be number 25698745213
Heehee.